Unfortunate turn of events!

As i wrote before this that i am going to eat with JJ and now due to unfortunate turn of events i cant cause ...(did i mention im sleeping over at my friend Midget's house?...no?)...as i snuck down the stairs(not wanting to wake midget's parents up) i see midget's uncle reading the newpaper! at EFFFIN 2 in the morning!...whats the deal right?......so i act as if i couldnt sleep and casually walked to the kitchen and pretended to pour a glass of water(i pretended so i actually didnt)....and i walked back up the stares wondering why is he reading new effin paper at this time....My friend Razlan called and asked where was i?.... told him my situation and said when Midget's uncle goes away i'll join him....so now as i wait for he's uncle to evaporate...i watch porn on redtube.com.....[laughs]..(its a joke by the way)......well let me tell you a little bit about my general....he's tall strong and hairy.....my other half LOVES it :D....
A(my friend i told you about) will be joining us tomorrow cause he has to go wax he's maids arm pit hair...(dont ask me...he finds joy and pleasure doing it).....but other than that he's alittle depressed about he's love life...well i dont know the whole version of the story but im sure he'll bring you up to speed tomorrow.....Cool(i didnt use double o's this time...its just how you spell cool)
i think i upset my girl alittle bit :( (im going to call her rachel :D...yes like he one from friends)....rachel is afraid she's disappointing me but no worries i told her...that i [cough] loves [coughs] her and everythings all goood.....she fell asleep...BITCH....(haha i made a joke)...
eventhough i have a rachel....i still can look at hot girls right?...(and go all COMANDO) yea ok...ciao......another attempt to sneak pass Midgets uncle

this has all the concept of the makings of a good idea

Well i am going to use J as my name :D( stuff that i think is cool wil be highlighted in red colour)....you'd think that my name starts with J seeing as how i'm using J....but its noot..(used a double o cause its my blog)......well even though the email above says julius1o1 but i just picked the email randomly and decided to...err. ...use it.....so NO my names not julius. . . or aiman.....(what a dumb name)......why would you read all this crap that i am writing? Well you probably have to much free time on your hands...(im just doing this cause...yeah) anyways......J has a friend named A he's rather dark tall and ugly.....he has huge self esteem problems cause probably of the lame school he's in...K . D . YOU.....I am going to write stuff with A...so okaay.....
I like girls....when girls touch me i go comando. . .whoever that hasnt watch friends should...(if you're a hot girl...come to my house and watch it with me and my girlfriend).....buy a rope and tie it around your neck and jump off a school...
now is 1:42 JJ called me so i can go acompany him eat..so i cant stay long...i promised him 15 minutes( for the time it is going to take for me to be there).....and i hope i can wake up for school tomorrow.....but why would you give a damn.....oh and i have a friend (im going to call him pepper pots) pepper pots recently told he's friend that is a girl (im going to call her OMG) OMG that he has feeling for her....and she said i have feeling for you too...aww....(sniff sniff) but when pepper pots says i love you OMG says.........wait for it...............wait or it..........THANK YOU........(EFFFINN BURRRNN!!!) well i have more stuff to tell you but i gootta goo (notice how i use the double o cause its my blog?) see ya...wouldnt wanna be ya